YOUR NEED-TO-KNOW BACHELOR MOMENTS FROM EP 1.
Last night, Osher dusted off his tux and emerged out of the Bachelor mansion we can only assume he'd been illegally living in since last season. Meanwhile, Richie our prince, emerged from the limousine twitching and muttering 'cool bananas' under his breath as a calming mantra.
"LET'S MEET THE LADIES, SHALL WE!?" - Calm yourself, Osher.
Here are the 6 unforgettable moments from Episode 1:
1. JANEY'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY
"I'm passionate about myself, and magic, and sparkles, and rainbows, and swimming, and mermaids, and fairies, and unicorns, and glitter, and clouds and sunny days."
Janey hosts children's parties for a living and it definitely shines through LIKE A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY, HEHEHEHE.
2. ELIZA'S SONG
"Look at you, my heartbeat is forever new. Crazy as this may be , how ‘bout it man of mystery. Can't wait to share this magic with you.”
Watch it here.
If Rich doesn't fall head over heels for her like I have - Eliza for the Bachelorette 2016
3. JANEY DROPPING HER SHOE
Janey drops her shoe on the way in, expecting Richie to pick it up.
Richie, obviously not a Fairytale fan, didn't understand the gag at first. He grabbed the shoe and handed it to her later at the Rose ceremony. Nice move, Janey.
4. SASHA EATING HER ROSE
This one speaks for itself.
Nutrition is key. Obviously.
5. KEIRA IN GENERAL
"I'm fun. I'm successful. I've got amazing style."
Please continue on this path Keira, it's the only way to Richie's heart. And it makes for some fun viewing!
6. VINTAEA'S SWEARING
We counted a total of 21 Bleeps.
Towards the middle of the rose ceremony, Vintaea stepped down to the absolute disgust of the other Bachelorettes, who thought she was uninvitingly accepting a rose.
She simply told Richie, "This isn't for me" and waddled out. We'll miss you, Vintaea.
TOP THREE PREDICTION:
1. MEGAN
2. ALEX
3. NONI
Until the next episode,
Jack.
